Let’s be honest—house hunting is basically speed dating with drywall.
You swipe through photos online, zoom in on questionable carpet choices, and wonder if that “charming vintage detail” is code for someone painted over a doorknob. You show up to open houses already emotionally committed… only to find out the neighbor’s rooster does not observe quiet hours.
Welcome to real estate.
Here at The L3, we believe buying or selling a home shouldn’t feel like a reality show with dramatic music and surprise plumbing leaks. Sure, there might be a few plot twists (see: that one home with the sunken living room and sunken ceiling), but we’re here to help you laugh, plan smart, and make confident moves—whether you’re upsizing, downsizing, or just finally escaping that landlord who thinks “window screens are optional.”
We don’t just unlock doors—we unlock possibilities.
Need a home with a kitchen island big enough for charcuterie and emotional breakdowns? We got you.
Want a yard where your dog can live their best life, barking at leaves? Done.
Dreaming of a 3-car garage so your car, gym equipment, and unopened moving boxes can live in harmony? Say no more.
So whether you're chasing your dream home, trying to get top dollar for your current one, or just here for the listing photos (same, honestly), we’re glad you're here.
And if you're ever unsure where to begin, start with us. We’ll bring the comps, the contract know-how, and maybe a snack. House hunting is hungry work.
Now You Tell Us:
What’s the wildest thing you’ve ever seen in a home listing?
(We once saw a bidet in the dining room. Not even kidding.)
???? Ready to tour? Or just want to talk about interest rates and the return of brass fixtures? Slide into our inbox or come by—we promise we don’t bite. Unless it's over the last cookie at an open house.
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